headstand without a helmet

“Let’s Move!”

“But not too fast, please — and oh, not on the rock! You — put on a helmet! You, too! And don’t jump into that water like that! Are you crazy? You might get hurt!” …

… the United States Postal Service … confirmed that the agency has halted the Just Move stamps.

Why?

Because, according to Linn’s Stamp News, of those 15 active children, three were deemed to be moving in ways that could prove detrimental to their health: skateboarding without kneepads, cannonballing into the water, and doing a headstand without a helmet. …

safe headstand
Motherlode – A Headstand Without a Helmet? The Postal Service Halts ‘Just Move’ Stamps

UPDATE:

“The USPS has not directly received taxpayer-dollars since the early 1980s with the minor exception of subsidies for costs associated with the disabled and overseas voters. …

The USPS lost US$ 15.9 billion in 2012, and its revenue was US$ 65.2 billion. … “

Thanks to MCSMaria, for the correction.

Sometimes I wish the U.S. Government would run out of money. Be forced to completely privatize postal service.

Government monopolies are wasteful and inefficient.

I have to assume those responsible for this insane decision have overweight children.

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Career gymnastics coach who loves the outdoors, and the internet.

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