how to carry a big woman

Is it Valentine’s Day? … Or April Fools?

Over on the (normally excellent) Gymnastic Bodies strength forum there’s a bizarre thread:

Need urgent help…
by Zingam

See, most guys seem to like smaller women but I like them tall like 6 feet at least. There is one big problem though – they tend to weight quite a lot – 154 pounds wouldn’t be unexpected.

So what would you recommend to do to gain the strength to get one up and carry her around without breaking myself. … I actually can do it but I’m not convinced that I am strong enough and that I won’t get injured some day. So I need to train.

Click through to read the advice given. 🙂

(via Blair Lowe on Facebook)