Don’t you love those hilarious The Onion fake news stories?
Like this one:
… Olympic 400-metre champion LaShawn Merritt of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product. …
The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said: “To know that I’ve tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around. …
Read more: Examiner – Olympian LaShawn Merritt fails drug test after taking male enhancement herb
How do they think these up?
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… wait a minute. This one is true.
Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA) is a legal over-the-counter drug in the United States … but banned for competitive use in sport.
Well, … banned in every legitimate sport. Baseball still allows DHEA. But those guys need enlargement.
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